So just about 6 weeks ago I got my face smashed in and broke my jaw. I've been eating blended soup and ice cream smoothies since then but today!! oh what a beautiful lovely day.... I get unwired, let loose, and set free to dominate a big fucking cheese burger and a beer.
here are a few things to look forward too along with not eating solids if you ever end up breaking your jaw.
1. Not being able to lick your lips.- It drives me nuts. Holy hell, try not to lip your lips for a day. It can't be done. I would watch my friends lick their lips and wish they would lick mine for me some times. A few actually offered; I have good friends.
2. Screaming - do the classic "hit your self in the thumb with a hammer" , or the not so classic" spill your freshly made banana,strawberry, avocado, ice cream smoothie all over the fucking place" and try to scream. You will sound way too much like Sloth and hurt your face.
3. Yawning - IT HURTS!!
A lot of good things have happened to me since this has happen though so it's been kind of a blessing.
I've had a lot of moped time and been hanging out with Jesse bad dude/good dude aka Spock
death grippin
bad du-din ??
good day.
